]v[etaphoid
2013-03-09 00:48:09 UTC
On 09/12/12 03:23, ]v[etaphoid wrote:>
Ace is the residet netkook of avlv. His cowardice and self-esteem issues
are infamous in these parts, as his resilience and willingness to take
pummeling after pummeling from those who enjoy the sport of
Ace-shitcanning.
In more recent times, the constant depantsings he has been subjected to
by a myriad of posters has seen him hide behind new identities in the
hope they won't be mauled. Unfortunately, all share some sub-normal
traits such as their desparation for attention and an overwhelming
tendency to protest too much at the inevitable comments about their
inherent cowardice, stupidity and detachment from reality.
Ace shall return eventually once his bruised ego has healed again,
myself and others will smack him into submission, before he will
disappear again to be replaced by the gaggle of lack-witted socks who
will speak of his bravery, his large penis and his beautiful wife. And
then the process shall repeat ad nauseum.
Say what you will about Ace*hole. He's usenet's most resilient coward...
Uncanny...
Ace who?
I'll field this one.Ace is the residet netkook of avlv. His cowardice and self-esteem issues
are infamous in these parts, as his resilience and willingness to take
pummeling after pummeling from those who enjoy the sport of
Ace-shitcanning.
In more recent times, the constant depantsings he has been subjected to
by a myriad of posters has seen him hide behind new identities in the
hope they won't be mauled. Unfortunately, all share some sub-normal
traits such as their desparation for attention and an overwhelming
tendency to protest too much at the inevitable comments about their
inherent cowardice, stupidity and detachment from reality.
Ace shall return eventually once his bruised ego has healed again,
myself and others will smack him into submission, before he will
disappear again to be replaced by the gaggle of lack-witted socks who
will speak of his bravery, his large penis and his beautiful wife. And
then the process shall repeat ad nauseum.
Say what you will about Ace*hole. He's usenet's most resilient coward...