Jellyfish, Tommy from the County, Creepy old guy from Lost in Space, Ace...

[]v[etaphoid]

On 12/05/12 21:02, in the thread he started under the title, "Metaphoid,
it's time to arrange a meting place and time.", Ace wrote with quivering

Piano bar, Wynn, Monday, June 4th, 7:00 PM sharp.
A*

Notwitstanding the fact that the arranged "meting" place was about 7,700
miles closer to Ace's house than ]v[eta's, who do you suppose turned up
for the meeting that Ace had been bleating on about for months?

]v[eta
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Ace
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Just as he did for the first arranged meeting with Big Mikey, Ace*hole
once again wigged out (or at least hid in terror) rather than confront
the terrifying prospect of meeting another living person for a beer.

Cowardice has a name, and that name is empirically Ace*...

[Ace♠]

Not to mention a trip to Vegas
tomorrow just to visit you?

Liar. You are not coming. You will not be there. You will only lie
about being there.

Just as I predicted ;-)

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/8ca4cf757334c896


"Ace* may be crazy; he may be autistic / have Asperger's; he may not
photograph well, but by thunder, he is NOT afraid to meet people in
public in regard to internet / AVLV matters.

Indeed, I have no reason to doubt that Ace* would in fact show up to
meet YOU at a public place of your choosing in Las Vegas." - Mr. V

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ce30cece5583f4fc


A*

[Ace♠]

Not to mention a trip to Vegas
tomorrow just to visit you?

Liar. You are not coming. You will not be there. You will only lie
about being there.

Just as I predicted ;-)

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/8ca4cf757334c896


"Ace* may be crazy; he may be autistic / have Asperger's; he may not
photograph well, but by thunder, he is NOT afraid to meet people in
public in regard to internet / AVLV matters.

Indeed, I have no reason to doubt that Ace* would in fact show up to
meet YOU at a public place of your choosing in Las Vegas." - Mr. V

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ce30cece5583f4fc

[Ace♠]

It sure took "]v[etaphoid" a really long to print up that fake voucher XD

Indeed. But less time then it would've taken Megatard to photoshop a
picture of the person he claims is him, onto a Wynn Piano Bar
background LOL.

What trick would you like to see me make him perform next?

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace♠

It sure took "]v[etaphoid" a really long to print up that fake voucher XD

Indeed. But less time then it would've taken Megatard to photoshop a
picture of the person he claims is him, onto a Wynn Piano Bar
background LOL.
What trick would you like to see me make him perform next?
A*

ROFL @ "Molly"!

Cowardice and desparation are strange bedfellows, Ace...

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid
Cowardice and desparation are strange bedfellows, Ace...

And that's why you keep lying about being in Las Vegas.

You've posted so many sketchy pictures supposedly of yourself and
easily faked vouchers/receipts etcetera; anything except for something
straight forward, it's plainly obvious to everyone that you're making
all this stuff up.

But please keep performing for me, my little pet, over and over and
over, again.

I told you I'd be on you like white on rice. You still don't
understand what I meant, do you? You still haven't learned your
lesson, have you, my little lab rat?

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/53f4827b2f0bb387


Dr. Brian Gene Kelley, PhD - Behavioral Science

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid
Cowardice and desparation are strange bedfellows, Ace...

And that's why you keep lying about being in Las Vegas.
You've posted so many sketchy pictures supposedly of yourself and
easily faked vouchers/receipts etcetera; anything except for something
straight forward, it's plainly obvious to everyone that you're making
all this stuff up.
http://youtu.be/NRIr9MNmCwU
But please keep performing for me, my little pet, over and over and
over, again.
I told you I'd be on you like white on rice. You still don't
understand what I meant, do you? You still haven't learned your
lesson, have you, my little lab rat?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/53f4827b2f0bb387
Dr. Brian Gene Kelley, PhD - Behavioral Science
A*

A coward says what?

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace♠

Not to mention a trip to Vegas
tomorrow just to visit you?

Liar. You are not coming. You will not be there. You will only lie
about being there.

Just as I predicted ;-)
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/8ca4cf757334c896
"Ace* may be crazy; he may be autistic / have Asperger's; he may not
photograph well, but by thunder, he is NOT afraid to meet people in
public in regard to internet / AVLV matters.
Indeed, I have no reason to doubt that Ace* would in fact show up to
meet YOU at a public place of your choosing in Las Vegas." - Mr. V
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ce30cece5583f4fc

LOL! What next - some links to a post saying you have a big dick, hot
wife and million dollar house?!?

So why did such a big brave man fail to turn up at the Wynn Piano Bar at
7pm on June 4?

Was there a reason, other than overpowering cowardice?

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid
Just as he did for the first arranged meeting with Big Mikey, Ace*hole
once again wigged out (or at least hid in terror)

What's this Big Mikey thing he keeps harping about?

Something Megatard is continually wrong about and here's empirical
evidence that he's wrong/lying:

This is the post where I point out that Big Mikey was a no show for
our first arranged meeting,
and then a post of Mikey asking for another meeting - which did take
place.


On Jun 22 2009, 9:58 am, "Ace*" <***@hotmail.com> wrote:

Nearly everyone in AVLV has made it quite clear that they are sure
Mikey lies about owning a house in Vegas. I could care less myself.
However, Mikey told me he'd be at my local Smith's grocery store at
the very time I was going to be there. I doubt he was counting on
that.

Needless to say, I didn't see him. And there's no way I could've
missed him, since I was standing right in front of the only entrance
at the self check out at the time he said he came through the door. Of
which I provided concrete evidence.

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/2ff5044b38993536

And finally you care very much about what I do and where I live or you would
have started this new feud. But this is fun. I will be at Smith again
today and will even keep the receipt. LOL!
Life is very good here.
M
Nearly everyone in AVLV has made it quite clear that they are sure

Post by ]v[etaphoid
Mikey lies about owning a house in Vegas. I could care less myself.

Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/31ba1e5e66208240

Entire thread:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/browse_thread/thread/007ac8b3f55f0c28/2ff5044b38993536?#2ff5044b38993536


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Empirical evidence that Big Mike was the no show for our first
arranged meeting.

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

<imaginary shite snipped>

WOW! That's big response to a voice in your head, even by your
standards, Ace*hole!

In your defence, if I was as terrified a coward as you, I'd probobably
stick to debates with the imaginary voices as well...

[Ace*]

Post by ]v[etaphoid
I was as terrified a coward

And you couldn't afford the airfare to Vegas.

Though you are on my hook bad enough to want to.

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace*
And you couldn't afford the airfare to Vegas.

Here's another one for your scrapbook, my self-confessed doting stalker;

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But look - don't beat yourself up (or off) about it. In a way - you are
right. I didn't have to pay for my tickets since my current employment
contract stipulates two weeks paid study leave per year to ensure I
maintain my esteemed position at the very pinnacle of my craft. And
whilst the additional per dieum didn't come close to covering
"reasonable expenses" in a VIP world, I did enjoy my premium seats in
the new Airbus. One day - if you ever manage to wangle an economy seat
out of Nevada, I'll explain exactly how much better it is outside of
cattle class. Naturally, I'll start by explaining the virtues of air
travel over Greyhound buses first...

Post by Ace*
Though you are on my hook bad enough to want to.

I've never even met you - and going by your latest show of cowardice -
never will! As a matter of fact, I've never met a fisherman who's scared
of fish before. Although I imagine the lack of a spine might compromise
a man's bravado. You're a true yellow pioneer, Ace*hole...

Don't lose the tinfoil hat, Ace; the satellites - or Meta - might find you!

Boo!!!

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by Ace*
And you couldn't afford the airfare to Vegas.

Here's another one for your scrapbook, my self-confessed doting stalker;
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/qantastalker.jpg
But look - don't beat yourself up (or off) about it. In a way - you are
right. I didn't have to pay for my tickets since my current employment
contract stipulates two weeks paid study leave per year to ensure I
maintain my esteemed position at the very pinnacle of my craft. And
whilst the additional per dieum didn't come close to covering
"reasonable expenses" in a VIP world, I did enjoy my premium seats in
the new Airbus. One day - if you ever manage to wangle an economy seat
out of Nevada, I'll explain exactly how much better it is outside of
cattle class. Naturally, I'll start by explaining the virtues of air
travel over Greyhound buses first...

Post by Ace*
Though you are on my hook bad enough to want to.

I've never even met you - and going by your latest show of cowardice -
never will! As a matter of fact, I've never met a fisherman who's scared
of fish before. Although I imagine the lack of a spine might compromise
a man's bravado. You're a true yellow pioneer, Ace*hole...
Don't lose the tinfoil hat, Ace; the satellites - or Meta - might find you!
Boo!!!

Sorry Ace - I didn't mean to scare you away from your security blanket
newsgroup.

Please don't do anything you may regret. We're all praying for you...

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by Ace*
And you couldn't afford the airfare to Vegas.

Here's another one for your scrapbook, my self-confessed doting stalker;
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/qantastalker.jpg
But look - don't beat yourself up (or off) about it. In a way - you are
right. I didn't have to pay for my tickets since my current employment
contract stipulates two weeks paid study leave per year to ensure I
maintain my esteemed position at the very pinnacle of my craft. And
whilst the additional per dieum didn't come close to covering
"reasonable expenses" in a VIP world, I did enjoy my premium seats in
the new Airbus. One day - if you ever manage to wangle an economy seat
out of Nevada, I'll explain exactly how much better it is outside of
cattle class. Naturally, I'll start by explaining the virtues of air
travel over Greyhound buses first...

Post by Ace*
Though you are on my hook bad enough to want to.

I've never even met you - and going by your latest show of cowardice -
never will! As a matter of fact, I've never met a fisherman who's scared
of fish before. Although I imagine the lack of a spine might compromise
a man's bravado. You're a true yellow pioneer, Ace*hole...
Don't lose the tinfoil hat, Ace; the satellites - or Meta - might find you!
Boo!!!

Sorry Ace - I didn't mean to scare you away from your security blanket
newsgroup.
Please don't do anything you may regret. We're all praying for you...

Ignore. I have replied to this fascinating old thread in error...

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by Ace*
And you couldn't afford the airfare to Vegas.

Here's another one for your scrapbook, my self-confessed doting stalker;
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/qantastalker.jpg
But look - don't beat yourself up (or off) about it. In a way - you are
right. I didn't have to pay for my tickets since my current employment
contract stipulates two weeks paid study leave per year to ensure I
maintain my esteemed position at the very pinnacle of my craft. And
whilst the additional per dieum didn't come close to covering
"reasonable expenses" in a VIP world, I did enjoy my premium seats in
the new Airbus. One day - if you ever manage to wangle an economy seat
out of Nevada, I'll explain exactly how much better it is outside of
cattle class. Naturally, I'll start by explaining the virtues of air
travel over Greyhound buses first...

Post by Ace*
Though you are on my hook bad enough to want to.

I've never even met you - and going by your latest show of cowardice -
never will! As a matter of fact, I've never met a fisherman who's scared
of fish before. Although I imagine the lack of a spine might compromise
a man's bravado. You're a true yellow pioneer, Ace*hole...
Don't lose the tinfoil hat, Ace; the satellites - or Meta - might find you!
Boo!!!

Sorry Ace - I didn't mean to scare you away from your security blanket
newsgroup.
Please don't do anything you may regret. We're all praying for you...

Ignore. I have replied to this fascinating old thread in error...

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Post by Ace*
And you couldn't afford the airfare to Vegas.

Here's another one for your scrapbook, my self-confessed doting stalker;
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/qantastalker.jpg
But look - don't beat yourself up (or off) about it. In a way - you are
right. I didn't have to pay for my tickets since my current employment
contract stipulates two weeks paid study leave per year to ensure I
maintain my esteemed position at the very pinnacle of my craft. And
whilst the additional per dieum didn't come close to covering
"reasonable expenses" in a VIP world, I did enjoy my premium seats in
the new Airbus. One day - if you ever manage to wangle an economy seat
out of Nevada, I'll explain exactly how much better it is outside of
cattle class. Naturally, I'll start by explaining the virtues of air
travel over Greyhound buses first...

Post by Ace*
Though you are on my hook bad enough to want to.

I've never even met you - and going by your latest show of cowardice -
never will! As a matter of fact, I've never met a fisherman who's scared
of fish before. Although I imagine the lack of a spine might compromise
a man's bravado. You're a true yellow pioneer, Ace*hole...
Don't lose the tinfoil hat, Ace; the satellites - or Meta - might find you!
Boo!!!

Sorry Ace - I didn't mean to scare you away from your security blanket
newsgroup.
Please don't do anything you may regret. We're all praying for you...

Ignore. I have replied to this fascinating old thread in error...

Oops.

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace♠

Not to mention a trip to Vegas
tomorrow just to visit you?

Liar. You are not coming. You will not be there. You will only lie
about being there.

Just as I predicted ;-)
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.vacation.las-vegas/msg/8ca4cf757334c896
"Ace* may be crazy; he may be autistic / have Asperger's; he may not
photograph well, but by thunder, he is NOT afraid to meet people in
public in regard to internet / AVLV matters.
Indeed, I have no reason to doubt that Ace* would in fact show up to
meet YOU at a public place of your choosing in Las Vegas." - Mr. V
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ce30cece5583f4fc

You can quote sources till the cow's come home, but the die are cast.

You are a faceless coward.

I had hoped that twenty years of crawlin' would bottle up inside you and
compel you to join me for a beer, but it would seem that 50 years of
cowardice is a tougher habit to break...

P.S. I really don't have the time to sift through three different
responses to each post, so please condense your tear-stained post-edits
to one reponse per post, per netkook in future...

Boo!!!

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid
P.S. I really don't have the time

Yeah, obviously those public library computers you use have a time
limit. Which you obviously used up last week producing those poorly
contrived obvious forgeries LOL.

You're the best lab rat ever ROFL.

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid
P.S. I really don't have the time

Yeah, obviously those public library computers you use have a time
limit. Which you obviously used up last week producing those poorly
contrived obvious forgeries

LOL! You've got to stop beating yourself up over this whole holiday
business, Ace. Trust me - plenty of people do it. Apart from you, no-one
else is especially confouded or depressed by my holiday shots or my
plane ticket or the photo of the Wynn/Encore Piano Bar taken at 7.03pm
on the day you said you'd meet me for a drink.

You're no less of a man, just because you've never even owned a passport.

Of course, your abject cowardice makes you considerably less of a man -
but that's a whole other story...

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid
LOL! You've got to stop beating yourself up over this whole holiday
business, Ace. Trust me - plenty of people do it. Apart from you, no-one
else is especially confouded or depressed by my holiday shots or my

"confouded"? LOL

Post by ]v[etaphoid
Actually, it was just a fabricated piece of bullshit designed to see exactly
how much you'd swallow and buy into.

Of course it was.

LOL my little lab rat LOL.

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid
LOL! You've got to stop beating yourself up over this whole holiday
business, Ace. Trust me - plenty of people do it. Apart from you, no-one
else is especially confouded or depressed by my holiday shots or my

"confouded"? LOL

Was it a similar level of repetition, cowardice and boredom that
inspired your wife to leave you, Ace?

[Ace*]

Was it ?

LOL.

A*

[]v[etaphoid]

Was it ?

LOL.
A*

Seriously, Ace*hole - Was it a similar level of repetition, cowardice
and boredom that inspired your wife to leave you?

If you get the answer right, I just might spare you from further
embarrasing yourself via a series of repetitious sleep-inducing
responses - which even have your IT buddy Ronson taking the piss out of
your cowardly soul!!!

Please don't ever stop - brother. This is priceless...

[Ace♠]

Megatard, the inbred outback bumpkin, who pathologically lies about

Post by ]v[etaphoid

Was it ?

LOL.
A*

Seriously, Ace*hole

ROFL.

--
"Actually, it was just a fabricated piece of bullshit designed to see
exactly
how much you'd swallow and buy into"

]v[etaphoid in reference to his imaginary visit to Las Vegas June 4th,
2012 and the imaginary meeting I supposedly didn't attend - in his sad
and desperate "coward of the county" deception campaign.

A*